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Things Livejournal Taught Me (About Merlin)
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In the last 3 weeks, I have read about 50 Merlin fics. Just gobbled them up (omnomnom). We all know the novelty of new fandom love, that exciting honeymoon phase where every fic is beautiful and nothing hurts, and you look for excuses to slip away from the normal people in your life to finish that one longfic that you're seriously trying to read slow, so as to savor the angsty goodness!.

It's just that... okay.

I've never watched a lick of Merlin.

Really, nothing at all. It's completely ludicrous. I know nothing about the canon except for the obvious Camalot-y stuff, but I find when reading modern AUs or hell, even canon stuff that isn't plotty at all, I can totally get through these fics without seeing the show. I googled the actors once just to get an image in my head, but other than that, my experience with Merlin fandom begins and ends, with fic.

It's all rather intriguing what fic has taught me about the Merlin canon and fandom. Could be canon, could be fanon, but in reading Merlin fic this past month, here are the guesses I'm venturing as to what Merlin canon is and what the characters are like. I wonder if I'm accurate?
  • Arthur has a crooked tooth. It shows whenever he smiles big. 
  • Merlin + scarf = OTP
  • Gwaine is a total slut (with awesome hair)
  • Will does drugs!
  • Morgana = scary vixen BFF fag hag
  • Gwen. Merlin's sometimes-competition.
  • Arthur and Morgana's parentage? You need a diagram to navigate that web of WTF.
  • Merlin has enormous Dumbo ears (that blush)
  • Arthur Pendragon is a prat
  • A royal prat
  • Seriously, I get it, he's a prat
  • Merlin is omg, so dense.
  • And clumsy!
  • Fluff!
  • Uther is an evil, homophobic, old school stiff upper lip, stick up his ass blue blood.
  • Or! Uther is just A Very Misunderstood Man (my favorite)
  • Merlin's magic, a lot like a puppy or crazy affectionate fluffy-tailed squirrel.
  • Arthur has Pride.
  • A lot of it.
  • Really, like tons of it.
  • It gets kind of annoying.
  • Mordred's heart: Where adorable, harmless crushes go to die.
  • Percy Lance Gwaine = orgy.
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TSN Secret Santa Letter
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For the tsnsecretsanta, this is my "letter" or whathaveyou, in case my secret santa wants to pick my brain for fic/art/vid ideas. If you do, just comment anon and I shall wax poetic on all things awkward and inappropriately porny. <3

Fic: Anatomy of an Unfortunate Seduction Part 1 (TSN)
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Title: Anatomy of an Unfortunate Seduction
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo
Author: [info]a_jejune_star
Rating: R for poRn
Words:  ~17,500
Summary: For this Redbook prompt on the [info]tsn_kinkmeme. Mark getting some ideas from Redbook's Foreplay Tips and Techniques - Foreplay Ideas for Men on how to seduce Wardo.
Contains: Embarassment and bad dancing.
Notes: Thanks to the wonderful [info]slasher48 for the beta! Also the Redbook OP, and all the amazing kink memers! This fandom? Like a boss.

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Fic: Anatomy of an Unfortunate Seduction Part 2 (TSN)
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Title: Anatomy of an Unfortunate Seduction
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo
Author: [info]a_jejune_star
Rating: R for poRn
Words:  ~17,500
Summary: For this Redbook prompt on the [info]tsn_kinkmeme. Mark getting some ideas from Redbook's Foreplay Tips and Techniques - Foreplay Ideas for Men on how to seduce Wardo.
Contains: Embarassment and bad dancing.
Notes: Thanks to the wonderful [info]slasher48 for the beta! Also the Redbook OP, and all the amazing kink memers! This fandom? Like a boss.

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Fic: Touch Part 1 (TSN)
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Title: Touch
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo
Author: [info]a_jejune_star
Rating: Seriously NC-17‌
Words:  ~17,500
Summary: For this hate!sex prompt on the [info]tsn_kinkmeme. Mark and Eduardo’s post-laptop-smash hate!sex makes a bad situation worse. How they find their way back to each other.
Contains: Graphically violent sex, not-sexy sex, crying during intercourse, anxiety issues, a severe aversion to touch.


Fic: Touch Part 2 (TSN)
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Title: Touch
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo
Author: [info]a_jejune_star
Rating: Seriously NC-17‌
Words:  ~17,500
Summary: For this hate!sex prompt on the [info]tsn_kinkmeme. Mark and Eduardo’s post-laptop-smash hate!sex makes a bad situation worse. How they find their way back to each other.
Contains: Graphically violent sex, not-sexy sex, crying during intercourse, anxiety issues, a severe aversion to touch.

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Fic: Data Recovery (TSN)
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Title: Data Recovery
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo
Author: [info]a_jejune_star 
Rating: R for poRn
Words: ~2,700
Summary: Fill for this prompt on the [info]mark_eduardo prompt fest: "(Post-movie) Mark gets amnesia and forgets what sex is like. He and Eduardo have sex and it's like his first time."

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Kirkland Floorplan
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Saw this post at the tsn_kinkmeme and decided to give making a floor plan of the Kirkland suite a whirl.

Basically, watched every scene with the Kirkland suite like A MILLION TIMES. But well, it's like basically a character itself, yeah? Anyway, I got my interpretation from the scenes starting at:
  • 00:07:55
  • 00:30:17
  • 00:31:40
  • 00:33:31
  • 00:36:00
  • 00:46:35
  • 00:50:44
  • 01:12:53
An Illustration of the Kirkland suite floorplan and my total lack of lifeCollapse )

I was really delightfully surprised to learn that there was in fact a full bathroom. I thought all those times I was writing one into a fic (probably for the purpose of shower sex), I was stretching dorm life possibility exceedingly far, but NEWP! There it is! A bathroom! And a shower curtain!

So. I don't claim any accuracy on this. I'm sure the scale is all off, but I did my best to make it as close as possible, without like, doing something creepy such as driving to the set and ninja'ing my way inside to take pictures and/or 3D renders (I was really close to doing the 3D renders anyway, had to reign it in a bit).

I almost want to edit all my fic to reflect the canon suite (I gave everyone doors!) but ya know, whatever. It's all fiction in the end. I'll put the doors into the "VAGUE ZONE" or something. Or possibly a jacuzzi... Or possibly, Eduardo just paid to have doors installed because if Mark's willing to give him the sexytimez, Wardo can roll like that, son.

Hope someone finds this helpful, and not altogether lacking in sanity. ♥

I'm also totally open for edits if anyone has anything to add and has noticed something I missed!

ETA: Updated to switch Chris' and Dustin's beds and desks after further research and collaboration from lovely commentators. Thanks!

ETA2: A very lovely person has offered up some details on RL!Kirkland and Harvard! Very inspirational, thanks!

Fic: What You See Is What You Get Part 1 (TSN)
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Title: What You See Is what You Get
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo
Author: a_jejune_star 
Rating: Hard R‌? Soft NC-17‌? For PR0N!
Words: ~16,000
Summary: “Mark’s vaguely amused as he watches Eduardo nest. That’s what it has to be. Mark’s seen bears less maternal than this guy.” Mark and Eduardo adopt a litter of orphaned kittens. Angst and pseudo domestication ensues.
Warning: Untimely feline death :(

Notes: I don’t know what the hell this is. All I know is that my neighbor’s cat had kittens, and I wanted to cuddle them, but she’s kind of crotchety and greedy about that kind of thing, so I wrote this instead‌? Pure self-indulgence. I don’t have anyone to read this through or give feedback/beta, so please excuse any errors or leave me a comment, if you have the time to spare‌? I’ll cuddle you like a kitten!
 
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